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Britney Spears gets waxed in London


Speaking of the UK trying to turn into one giant moronic chav trailer-park, Britney Spears has gone to the UK to unveil a new waxwork of America’s finest at Madame Tussaud’s in London.

An original waxwork from 7 years back is being replaced. Looking like a cross between a stoned pole-dancer and a sex-doll robot, the original waxwork captures Brit’s essence perfectly!

The crazy thing is that the waxwork model is more talented and more intelligent than the real Britney!!

from living.oneindia.in

In order to honor her popular comeback, Britney Spears revisits the Madame Tussaud’s in London. A new wax work of Britney Spears has been launched in the museum. The figure shows Spears clutching an award representing her successful comeback.

The new wax work is created after the old one that dates back 8 years. Her earlier figure was immensely popular as it captured her in a provocative pose from her ‘Dream within a Dream’ tour.

She’s undergone a huge transformation since then and we wanted to reflect her as she is now.

Spears has constantly remained in the headlines for various reasons good and bad. From sharing a kiss with Madonna, marrying twice, shaving her head, losing custody of her children and being hospitalised for psychiatric evaluation.

The new statue shows a 27-year old Britney holding one of the three awards she won in September, in a silver sparkling dress with plunging neckline, as reported by Sky News. Liz Edwards from the waxwork museum believes that they required to create her one more time.

“However, she’s undergone a huge transformation since then and we wanted to reflect her as she is now.” The pop princess lately released her new album ‘Circus’ after ‘Blackout’ that was well received inspite of the huge speculations due to her highlighted personal life.

Britney Spear remains on of the top selling artists in the world, with 62 million albums sold worldwide. AGENCIES

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February 19, 2009 Posted by | brittney Spears, UK, _COMEDY | Leave a comment

Baby-faced boy Alfie Patten is father at 13!


“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

More Britland craziness! A quite disturbing tale this latest one! Seems like the UK is trying to turn into one giant moronic chav trailer-park! Expect Britney Spears to move there soon!

We thought a recent study – as posted earlier here – showed that young Britons preferred music to sex! Well, not this little four foot little kid Alfie Patten, who looks about 7 years old! He’s actually much older than 7 though. He’s 13!

He was 12 when he knocked up his partner, 15 year old Chantelle!!

12? When I was 12 I could barely ride a bike, let alone anything more complex!

He must’ve seen that Michael Caine movie “Alfie” – where his namesake is a rampant serial debaucher – a few too many times!

The shot of the happy threesome together is really fu*king weird! The chick looks about 3 times Alfie’s age! And 4 times his size!

Chantelle? Is that a real name? We thought that was some sort of perfume!

Of course the sad tale arises from the usual scenario. No proper sex education. No proper guidance from parents. Probably no proper parenting at all.

As expected, a mad religious angle too with some crazy anti-abortion Christian charity quoted as saying “we commend these teenagers for their courage in bringing their child into the world!

WTF? Sounds like something that whackjob Sarah Palin would come up with! Shouldn’t Christian extremists be against non-marital sex? We thought too that the Christian extremists were against children having sex! Well, unless the sex involved a Priest or Church Elder and did not involve condoms!

Furthermore, the boy was 12 when this took place – thus not a “teenager”! But definitely a child!

BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.”

Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.

The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby.

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: “When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react.

“I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.”

Alfie’s story, broken exclusively by The Sun today has sparked a huge political storm with Tory leader David Cameron saying: “When I saw these pictures this morning, I just thought how worrying that in Britain today children are having children.

“I hope that somehow these children grow up into responsible parents but the truth is parenthood is just not something they should be thinking about right now.”

Secret

PM Gordon Brown refused to comment directly on the story but said it was important that the Government did all it could to prevent teenage pregnancies.

Alfie’s dad Dennis yesterday told how the lad does not really understand the enormity of his situation — but seemed desperate to be a devoted and responsible father.

He wanted to be the first to hold Maisie after the hospital birth. He tenderly kisses the baby and gives her a bottle.

And Dennis, 45, said: “He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.”

Maisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie — just 12 at the time — had a single night of unprotected sex.

They found out about the baby when Chantelle was 12 weeks pregnant.

But they kept it a secret until six weeks later when Chantelle’s mum Penny, 38, became suspicious about her weight gain and confronted her.

After that Alfie’s family told only those closest to them for fear he would be “demonised” at school.

Chantelle gave birth to Maisie on Monday night after a five-hour labour at Eastbourne Hospital, East Sussex.

Last night she told The Sun: “I’m tired after the birth. I was nervous after going into labour but otherwise I was quite excited.”

Chantelle told how she discovered she was expecting after going to her GP with “really bad” stomach pains. She said: “Me and Alfie went. The doctor asked me whether we had sex. I said yes and he said I should do a pregnancy test. He did the test and said I was pregnant. I started crying and didn’t know what to do.

“He said I should tell my mum but I was too scared.

“We didn’t think we would need help from our parents. You don’t really think about that when you find out you are pregnant. You just think your parents will kill you.”

But Penny figured out what was going on after buying Chantelle a T-shirt which revealed her swelling tum.

Chantelle admitted she and Alfie — who are both being supported by their parents — would be accused of being grossly irresponsible. She said: “We know we made a mistake but I wouldn’t change it now. We will be good loving parents.

“I have started a church course and I am going to do work experience helping other young mums.

“I’ll be a great mum and Alfie will be a great dad.”

Chantelle and Maisie were released from hospital yesterday. They are living with Penny, Chantelle’s jobless dad Steve, 43, and her five brothers in a rented council house in Eastbourne. The family live on benefits. Alfie, who lives on an estate across town with mum Nicola, 43, spends most of his time at the Steadmans’ house.

He is allowed to stay overnight and even has a school uniform there so he can go straight to his classes in the morning.

Alfie’s dad, who is separated from Nicola, believes the lad is scared deep down.

He said: “Everyone is telling him things and it’s going round in his head. It hasn’t really dawned on him. He hasn’t got a clue of what the baby means and can’t explain how he feels. All he knows is mum and dad will help.

“When you mention money his eyes look away. And she is reliant on her mum and dad. It’s crazy. They have no idea what lies ahead.”

Dennis, who works for a vehicle recovery firm, described Alfie as “a typical 13-year-old boy”.

He said: “He loves computer games, boxing and Manchester United.” Dennis, who has fathered nine kids, told how he was “gobsmacked” when he discovered Alfie was to be a dad, too.

He said: “When I spoke to him he started crying. He said it was the first time he’d had sex, that he didn’t know what he was doing and of the complications that could come.

“I will talk to him again and it will be the birds and the bees talk. Some may say it’s too late but he needs to understand so there is not another baby.”

Lovely

Chantelle’s mum said: “I told her it was lovely to have the baby but I wish it was in different circumstances. We have five children already so it’s a big financial responsibility. But we are a family and will pull together and get through.

“She’s my daughter. I love her and she will want for nothing.”

Last night Michaela Aston, of the anti-abortion Christian charity LIFE, said: “We commend these teenagers for their courage in bringing their child into the world.

“At the same time this is symptomatic of the over-sexualisation of our youngsters and shows the policy of value-free sex education just isn’t working.”

Today Sussex Police and the local council’s children services said they have investigated the case and pledged continued support for the young parents.

Britain’s youngest known father is Sean Stewart. He became a dad at 12 when the girl next door, 15-year-old Emma Webster, gave birth in Sharnbrook, Bedford, in 1998. They split six months later.


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February 19, 2009 Posted by | UK, _RELIGION | Leave a comment

The Sexual Scandals of Some of Our Greatest Animations

From /www.saltypopcorn.com

While searching the net for random film facts I came across a site explaining all the controversial things that have gone into some of Disney’s and the world’s biggest animations of all time. I could not believe it – the Little Mermaid has a dedication to penises in it – LOL. Anyway, some of them have been argued as not true and some of them have been authenticated as actual.

1. THE LITTLE MERMAID

Basically this is a film about a guy who wants to get it on with a fish, great stuff to show the kids already. The Little Mermaid also has a picture of a penis in it. You know how Ariel’s dad is this big muscled guy with a huge trident who spends most of the time talking to a crab and firing supercharged liquid at an enormous witch/octopus hybrid out of aforesaid trident? He also lives in an underwater palace which is held up by penis-pillars.


2. THE LION KING

I absolutely LOVE the Lion King – my numero duo animation behind Happy Feet. About halfway through the film, Simba lies down and a cloud of dust rises from him and floats over the edge of a cliff. It then blows around a bit and very briefly forms the possible word “SEX”.


Disney allege that the letters spell out SFX as a tribute to the sound company that worked on Lion King, but that seems a little tenuous. How many films reference their backroom staff.

3. ALADDIN

This one is allegedly spoken and not viewed. At one point, Aladdin invites Jasmine for a magic carpet ride after some sort of song and dance. He shouts for Jasmine to come with him, then is heard muttering under his breath. What he’s saying is pretty vague, and Disney claim that he’s whispering “good kitty…take off and go”, which is kind of strange in its own right, but it does sound suspiciously like “teenagers take off your clothes”.

4. THE RESCUERS

Disney again, and this is the only one they haven’t even tried to refute. In fact, it was Disney who brought this one into the limelight. Generally, the image of topless woman in the background of this shot of the Rescuers flight scene would never have been noticed, only featuring on one frame of the 1977 theatrical release and any home releases up until 1992. However, the company decided to recall 3.4 million copies of the Rescuers because of the “questionable background image”.


Disney don’t accept responsibility for the picture, saying that it was inserted in post-production.

5. WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?

Whilst not strictly a family movie, this one definitely deserves a mention for its unabashed sexual references (it has even been hypothesised that when Jessica Rabbit comes out in that slit dress that she is going commando) and also because two of the cartoon world’s most venerable, respected characters are involved in one of the more offensive cartoon moments. At one point Disney’s Donald Duck seems to call Warner’s Daffy Duck a “goddamn stupid n*gger”.


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February 19, 2009 Posted by | _CARTOON, _CINEMA | Leave a comment

Find out now exactly when you’ll be worm food !


No, not at all Morbid! Or insane!

There’s this wacky website where you can answer a few questions such as “when will I meet my maker … Dr Frankenstein”; or “when will I at last never again have to accidentally switch to some channel showing ‘Everybody Loves Raymond'”; or ” when will I be able to go ‘na na na na na, aetheism was of course correct’ to all Religious nuts when worms are dining on my insides”!!

Yap, this thing tells you the date of your death and even how many minutes you have left! That enables you to work out how many beers and chicks you can have before death!

This thing tells me I’ll live til 99 years old!! Fu*king Hell! How many ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ shows will I have to endure?!

If you wish to know when local worms can expect a feast, click HERE

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Leonard Cohen – Morning Glory

Fear not comrades, nothing to do with that awful Oasis ditty of the same name!

Instead, a sublime moment from Leonard Cohen’s criminally neglected Dear Heather album – his eleventh studio album, released in 2004 and one of the great man’s greatest LPs.

Written and arranged by the maestro, this glorious song was produced by Leanne Ungar with beautiful background vocals arranged and sung by Anjani Thomas.

The lyrics are, as always, magnificent – a sort of amalgam of zen poetry, mysticism, philosophy and post-modernism with a carnal undercurrent. Not exactly adjectives often associated with Noel Gallagher lyrics!



Morning Glory

No words this time? No words. No, there are times when nothing can be done.

Not this time. Is it censorship? Is it censorship? No, it’s evaporation.

No, it’s evaporation. Is this leading somewhere? Yes. We’re going down the lane.

Is this going somewhere? Into the garden. Into the backyard.

We’re walking down the driveway. Are we moving towards…. We’re in the backyard.

…some transcendental moment? It’s almost light. That’s right. That’s it.

Are we moving towards some transcendental moment? That’s right. That’s it.

Do you think you’ll be able to pull it off? Yes. Do you think you can pull it off?

Yes, it might happen. I’m all ears. I’m all ears. Oh the morning glory!

And at the evening’s end

I wanted to be my voice.

A nightingale.


Soul,
turn orange-colored.

Soul,
turn the color of love.


– L Cohen


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I Miss Miss Taiwan

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It’s Tiny Thai Totty Thainee!


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Last Night I Dreamt

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Waiting for Godot – or some guy

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Stairway to Heaven !

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Mushi Mushi Sight for Sore Eyes Sora Aoi

Mushi Mushi to the rather lovely and rather naughty JAV star Sora Aoi!

She sure is a sight for Sore Aois!!

Keep up the great work, baby-san!

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