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My new girlfriend Mona the Moaner

This has truly been a great few days!

Not only did we experience limitless joy at the demise of the dastardly dumb duo of Dubya and Dickhead and the inauguration of Barack “aka “God” Obama, we’ve met a beautiful new girlfriend!

Not only that, but the beautiful new girlfriend, called “Mona” (or maybe Moaner!) – as pictured above, apparently – wants to give us shitloads of cash for free!

Life surely is sweet!!

Please don’t tell us this is some sort of scam!!!

Yap, another insane scam. The only difference being that, this time the spammer sends a pic of some exotic chick.

Well, we must admit that, as well as most men, we have been known to be dumbly led by “Stupid Junior” on occasion and are prone to do some crazy shit for the love of lust, but really, thinking that sending a pic of a chick will disguise a scam and make us lose a bundle of cash? C’mon asshole!

Man, these Stupid Simian Scam Scumbags are getting even dumber!

Anyway, here’s a lovely letter from “Mona” the Moaner, my future wife!!

My Dear

Firstly how is life over there in your country? I hope that you are in atmosphere of peace and love? I am very happy to read your mail today, please do not be surprised or get offended for receiving this message from me, It just that I have been obliged to lay a mere trust on you due to my situation here in the refugees camp. Having searched through the internet from where I get your email address I strongly believe in my heart that you must be honest and sincere person for me to disclose my life secrets so that you will render your full help and assistance towards me.

Let me first of all introduce my self to you, and I will require the best of your honesty after you knowing about me and whom that I am, because I will really like us to have a good relationship in-spite of anything because I have this feeling that you must be honest, trusted person and you will not betray me.

I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here in the refugees camp and after reading your mail today I whole-heatedly decided to let you know more and more about me, Who knows? Maybe you will be my savior, from this conditions that I have found myself. My name is Miss Mona Oko, am 23yrs old from origin Liberia, I am the only daughter of Late DR. DONA OkO. The Manager and Chief Executive of (DONA INDUSTRIAL COMPANY LTD), in Monrovia, the capital city of my country years ago. My late father is one of the richest business men in my country, in anything pertaining to gold and diamonds and hwas also personal advicer to the then government under the regin of former presindent Charls Telor, but he was killed by the rebels and the greedy fellows in my country during the war, on his way down to the village.

Therefore I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father’s treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile I wanted to escape from Africa to any where in the world but she hides away my international passport and other traveling documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father’s File which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee’s camp where I am presently seeking asylum under the Private charity organization for the Refugee here in Republic of Senegal.

I wish to contact you personally for a long term relationship that may lead us to somewhere better if we work well on it. Here is the telephone number of the Reverend Father in the refugees camp, (+ 221-77-148-4092 ), please anytime you called just tell him that you want to speak with me so that he will send for me at the women hostels to come and answer your call. In this refugees camp we have about 3 different hostels, we have one for men, for women and for little children’s, all are victims of wars circumstances from all over Africa, honestly Life here in the refugees camp is very lonely but I prays to move out from here as soon as you help me, I have prayed over and over before deciding to disclose all about me to you because I do not know you very well, but my conditions here has made me to speak out or I keep it and die in silence, that is exactly what I am trying to do before I waste my precious life here for nothing.

My late father of blessed memory deposited the sum of amounts $4.123(Four Million one Hundred twenty three Thousand Dollars). in a leading Bank with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you with the necessary documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer of the money to your bank accounts on my behalf, because I want you to help me in an investment with the money and I will like to complete my studies in your country, because I was in my 1st year as a law student in the university in my country when the crisis started so i have to move out from Liberia to other neighboring countries to avoid brutal attacks from the rebels. After the transfer you will arrange for my trip joining you over there for us to share these feelings face to face. I have tried all my possible best to explain my present conditions here to the bank but they told me that my status here in Senegal as a refugees does not permit me to such transactions, unless I will look for some one to help me.(might be my representative, trusted friends or partners).

Frankly speaking, I prefer disclosing my secrets to a stranger because he/she will not have a mind to cheat me or betray me, and I know that you people in the advanced world have full knowledge, understanding and also God fearing, not to be compared with people here, I am very careful about my life that is why I cannot be able to let anybody here know about my fathers wealth or to assist me, because they might kill me or find a way to betray me, that is why I am placing my sincere trust on you by disclosing everything with all my hearts, because I believes in my hearts that you will keep this confidential for my safety reasons here, I sincerely want to let you know that we will invest the money together, or if you don’t intend staying with me then It will be my pleasure to compensate you with 15% of the total money for your efforts and services, then the rest balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why I decided to contact you, please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential reasons.

As soon as I received your positive response showing your interest to help me, I will put things into action immediately. I will give you the contacts of the bank so that you will contact them immediately for them to transfer the money to your bank accounts on my behalf, please this is a legitimate money and the bank is also aware that I am the next of kin to the accounts because I have send to them the documents which I collected from my fathers file, the deposit certificate and they have also confirmed it and advise me that I should look for someone to help me facilitate these transfer, since I am still in the refugees camp. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this relationship and transaction sincerely, because I am too young to handle it and also considering my status here as a refugees.

I’m waiting for your urgent and positive reply, please do keep this informations only to your self because is all about my life, my future and my everything. I am on my kneels in the name of God, do not disclose this secrets to anybody till I come over to your country, after the money has been transferred successfully to your bank accounts on my behalf. Meanwhile I want you to call me like I said because I have a lots tell you.

I have attached my picture for you ok. Have a blessed day.

Yours in love,Mona

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January 22, 2009 Posted by | Internet Scam, _BABE, _TECH STUFF | Leave a comment

Another google scam

Yap. Every fkng day we get some new ridiculous scamming mail.

This one’s the latest – see below. More sneaky than most though. A double whammy here!

This one’s not only a phishing scam but also can house a mass-mailing worm, initiated by clicking the attachment to the mail … this time the file invite.ics

The latest scam uses a combination of phishing and hijacking to fool you into entering your GMail username and password into a fake site/account. Once the bad guys have this data, they then jury rig your GMail account to steathily forward all of your mail to them without your knowledge. They then use this extra information to steal passwords for the other websites you frequent using their “Send Forgotten Password” feature.Of course too, the worm will fuck up your PC and eable these scum use your mail accounts for nefarious purposes!

It’s a scam that’s liable to badly catch out many of the more stupid gmail users.

Why the hell have google not blocked all mail coming from this hoax address?

xxx, you are invited to


Sat Nov 29 7pm – 8pm
(Timezone: Hawaii Time)

Calendar: xxx


THIS Email is from Gmail Customer Care and we are sending it to every Gmail Email User Accounts Owner for safety. we are having congestions due to the anonymous registration of Gmail accounts so we are shutting down some Gmail accounts and your account was among those to be deleted.

We are sending you this email so that you can verify and let us know if you still want to use this account.If you are still interested please confirm your account by filling the space below.Your User name,password,date of birth and your country information would be needed to verify your account. Due to the congestion in all Gmail users
and removal of all unused Gmail Accounts, Gmail would be shutting down all unused Accounts, You
will have to confirm your E-mail by filling out your Login Information below after clicking the reply button, or your account will be suspended within 24 hours for security reasons.

* User name:

* Password:

* Date of Birth:

* Country Or Territory:

After following the instructions in the sheet, your account will not be interrupted and will continue as normal. Thanks for your attention to this request. We apologize for any inconveniences. Warning!!! Account owner that refuses to update his/her account after two weeks of receiving this warning will lose his or her account permanently

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November 29, 2008 Posted by | Internet Scam, _TECH STUFF | Leave a comment

Another dumb fucking spam scam!

These days I almost hate opening my e-mail due to the mass volume of ridiculous fucking scam mails.

Anyway, this is just the latest and newest one – called Michael Jillard/Jillard Gallery UK, a bouncing cheque scam involving mail fraud also!

Again, stupid as GW Bush after a lobotomy, but liable to trap a few morons! See details below with comments from the excellent

And the worst thing is that, since these varieties of stupid spam keep coming, it means there are some unfortunate – yet dumb – victims.

How can this bullshit be stopped? Is anyone in power doing anything about this sick phenomenon? These scumbags need to be put down!,,5765389,00.jpg

Michael Jillard/Jillard Gallery UK/

From: “Michael Jillard” <>
Reply-To: “Michael Jillard” <>
Date: Sun, 21 Sep 2008
Subject: JOB OFFER


My name is Michael Jillard, I am an artist with my wife Rachel Jillard and we are the owners of Jillard Gallery. I live in London,United Kingdom, with my two kids the love of my life my wife Rachel.

I make original Sculptural Paintings and sell Limited Edition Prints. I create artwork that combines sculpture and painting using sheets of wood,metal and glass to create depth. I fragment images into illusive shapes and paint abstract compositions on the manipulated surface. I have been selling my art for the last 3 years and have had my work featured on trading cards, prints and in magazines.

I have sold in galleries and to private collectors from all around the world. I am always facing serious difficulties when it comes to selling my art works to the U.S and Canada,they are always offering to pay with cheques and money orders,which is difficult for me to cash here in London,United Kingdom. It takes minimum of four weeks to clear our banks here in the U.K as they are been treated as an out of country cheques.

I am looking for a representative in the states who will be working for me as a part time worker and I will be willing to pay 10%for every transaction, which wouldn’t affect your present state of work, someone who would help me receive payments from my customers in the United States.

I mean someone that is responsible and reliable, cause the cost of coming to the united states and getting payments is very expensive, I am working on setting up a branch in the state, so for now I need a representative in the united state who will be handling the payment aspect.

All the payments are in certified cheques and my customers will issue them (payments) in your name and send to you. So all you need do is to take the cheques to your bank and cash them, then deduct your 10% and wire the balance back to me.

This business will not cost you any amount of money,my customers will send payments to you through registered mail or courier company and the courier company will deliver the package to your doorstep as soon as you receive the package from the courier company,just take these payments to your bank and have them cashed.

We are grateful for your attention. Your email was forwarded by at our request, because you or somebody else has subscribed for the delivery of the job offers on the Internet.

If you are interested, please get back to me as soon as possible.We wish you good luck and happiness.

Friendly Regards,
Michael Jillard.

Civic House
19 Grand Depot Road,
London,SE18 6SJ
United Kingdom

We are grateful for your attention. Your email was forwarded by at our request,


customers will send payments to you through registered mail


So all you need do is to [u]take the cheques to your bank and cash them

When the check bounces, you get to pay all of the money back to the bank.

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September 27, 2008 Posted by | Internet Scam, Roykeanz, _CARTOON, _OTHER | Leave a comment