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Jenna Jameson Launches Baby Accessory & Apparel Collection

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Jenna Jameson has announced the launch of a branded line of nursery and baby accessories inspired by her days in the adult entertainment industry.

The ex-porn superstar says, “After I learned of my pregnancy, I wanted to create a collection of baby gear I’d like to see in my own nursery. It’s no secret that porn has gone mainstream these days, just take a look at that racy Gossip Girls show or the huge popularity of those slutty Bratz Dolls.”

The Jenna Jameson Baby Nursery Collection fills a gaping niche in a sizable swelling market.

Medium: Photo composite, digital paint.


You and your baby will love Jenna’s tasteful “twosies” from her baby apparel collection, “I’m a Porn Star, Baby.”

Made from 100% cozy nylon and polyester, each piece features an adorable lace top with plunging neckline and matching lace-up panties with attached thigh-high booties.

Medium: ink on paper, digital color.


Jenna’s favorite item from her collection is the Dual Action Feeding Bottle made with genuine lifelike silicone. “It’s going to be a big hit in Los Angeles because the bottle is designed to more closely resemble the body type of the average Beverly Hills woman”, says Jenna. “

It’s also a smart solution for all the twins being born these days. I’ve already sent a case to Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez, and the countless other celebrities with twins.”

Medium: digital illustration.


Jenna’s official commissioned portrait.

Medium: Digital illustration. Idea for nursery collection came from a witty GOTA commenter.

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December 7, 2008 Posted by | Jenna Jameson, _ART, _BABE, _CARTOON | Leave a comment