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Tale of Mad Baseball star and scary Mad MILF Madonna
This is a rather shocking story below!

Not the fact that this aged skank is having an affair!

No, the shock lies in the fact that the baseball star, Alex Rodriguez (don’t ask me who he is … I do know that he’s known by the supremely intelligent and witty handle of “A-Rod! (how the fuck did those geniuses come up with that?!) but I know fuck all about “American Rounders”, sorry Baseball!) who probably has to beat young nubile hotties away with a stick – or baseball bat! – would have an affair with this aged skank!!

On July 2, 2008, the New York Daily News reported that Rodriguez and his wife have separated, after having “problems” for the past three months, since the birth of their second daughter. This comes together with rumours published in US Weekly magazine, about a possible affair between A-Rod and the eighteenth-century singer Madonna !

Maybe, he’s encountering a rare form of dementia! It’s called Dem-MadMilfs-entia!
Apparently, Roddy’s been real busy being a naughty boy in recent times!

Of course there was the “Stray Rod” Scandal, which even made its way onto the hallowed pages of the New York Times (aka The Future Enquirer !)!

Yap, only a few months back, Rodriguez was spotted at a Toronto strip club with one Joslyn Noel Morse, pictured above, an exotic dancer (that mean “stripper” for all you Mormons!) with the wonderful Scores of Las Vegas Ms. Morse who had a few years back been featured in Playboy’s 2001 magazine “Playboy’s Casting Calls.” Seems like Rodriguez may have held his own “Casting Calls“!

Madonna has denied cheating on her husband Guy Ritchie with baseball ace Alex Rodriguez.

The pop superstar has recently been romantically linked to the New York Yankees star, amid rumours she is on the verge of a divorce from her filmmaker partner.

But in a new statement to the media, the singer has again denied she is to separate from Ritchie and rules out an affair with Rodriguez, claiming he is just a close friend.

She tells, “My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study.”

Rodriguez’s wife Cynthia has reportedly blamed the Material Girl hitmaker for the breakdown of her marriage.

It has also emerged that Cynthia will file for divorce on Monday.

According to celebrity blog, Cynthia will file papers at Dade County Family Court in Florida.

The suit cites a “long period of infidelity on the part or Mr Rodriguez, an all-star baseball player for the New York Yankees.” It also claims “emotional abandonment”.

Cynthia’s lawyer Earle Lilly says Madonna is not named in the court papers, but adds, “We’re not gonna lose this case.”

July 7, 2008 Posted by | Alex Rodriguez, Joslyn Noel Morse, Madonna, OTHER_ARTICLE, _BABE, _CARTOON | Leave a comment