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March 21, 2009 Posted by | Paris Hilton, _CARTOON, _RELIGION | Leave a comment

Chihuahua Conundrum

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February 26, 2009 Posted by | Paris Hilton, _BABE, _CARTOON | Leave a comment

Mickey Rourke Auditioning New Chihuahuas

Who the f*ck knew Mickey Rourke and Paris Hilton had something in common!

Yap, if you’ve got a cute lil Chihuahua, Mickey wants to hear from you.

Give that Chihuahua the pampered Hollywood life!

He will have a lifetime of luxury in front of him.

Well, unless Mickey bites his head off some night in a rampage after a few too many … erm … “orange juices” and too much … erm … “smoking”!

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Mickey Rourke is planning to get a new dog following the death of his beloved Chihuahua Loki – and he plans to name it in honour of his Oscar nomination.

The Wrestler star was left heartbroken when his 18 year old pet passed away last week (17Feb09).

Rourke frequently credited his precious dogs with saving his life during his years in the Hollywood wilderness, following a series of bust-ups with film makers and run-ins with the law.

And now he is so lonely without little Loki, he is planning to get a new pooch, reports RadarOnline.

A friend of Rourke’s tells the website, “Mickey has other dogs but he misses Loki terribly. He doesn’t want to wait long either – he wants to get his new pooch this week.

“The new dog won’t replace Loki but by naming it Oscar Mickey says he’ll make his comeback year even more special.”

Rourke missed out on the Best Actor Academy Award to Sean Penn.

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February 25, 2009 Posted by | Mickey Rourke, Paris Hilton, _BABE, _CINEMA, _COMEDY | Leave a comment

Paris Hilton a big winner (at the Razzies!)

“It wasn’t just the economy that tanked, so did the qualities of the movies being offered”

With so much cinema dross last year, it was really difficult for the Razzie voters to narrow down the nominees and indeed select the ultimate “winners” for worst film achievements of the year ! But, amazingly they managed to do so!

The big winners were gurning chimp Mike Myers, gonzo pornstar nitwit Paris Hilton, and Mr. “I was dumped as James Bond” Pierce Brosnan!

Myers’ career is sinking so far so fast that his next project will be a revisit of an old success.

The working title is “Wayne’s Senile World“. We can’t wait to see that!

When Paris Hilton was told she’d won a Razzie Acting Award for both “Hottie & the Nottie” and “Repo: The Genetic Opera”, she gushed excitingly;

“See, I am a great actress after all! Katherine Hepburn never won two acting awards on the one night! That’s so hot! F*ck Katherine Hepburn!”

Razzie founder John Wilson holds the DVD of “Love Guru” shortly before shredding it.

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) — It was a night for neon pink bow ties and words like “disaster” and “monstrosity.” It was not the night, however, to be Paris Hilton, Mike Myers or Uwe Boll.

The 29th Annual Golden Raspberry Awards honored the worst film achievements of the year in a small theater in Hollywood on February 21. The night opened with a parody of the “Mamma Mia” song, “Dancing Queen,” and ended with “Love Guru” being named worst picture.

“It wasn’t just the economy that tanked, so did the qualities of the movies being offered,” Razzie founder John Wilson told CNN several weeks before the show. “I would suggest putting away all sharp [instruments] before putting the DVDs in your machine.”

Paris Hilton and Mike Myers came out on top — or bottom — for the awards. Hilton earned both the worst actress and worst supporting actress awards for her roles in “Hottie & the Nottie” and “Repo: The Genetic Opera.” She was also awarded worst screen couple for her on-screen time with her co-stars Christine Lakin and Joel David Moore.

Razzie host Gretchen Enders said that “Hottie & the Nottie” was “a vanity production in the worst sense… Hilton, who served as executive producer, has no one to blame but herself.”

Hilton’s film had a budget of $2 million but only earned about $27,000 at the box office.

“Under Obama’s new plan, they wouldn’t even have to pay taxes,” Wilson deadpanned.
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Myers added worst actor to the “Love Guru” worst picture and worst screenplay Razzies. To save anyone else from having to watch it, Wilson shredded a DVD copy of the film on stage.

Parody films “Disaster Movie” and “Meet the Spartans,” each nominated in five categories, came away empty-handed. However, that doesn’t mean the Razzie foundation thinks they were worthwhile.

“When you invest the kind of money that a mainstream, big-budget star film requires, you want some insurance that your investment is going to come back to you. So… you’re going to do what worked before,” Wilson said. “Financially that may make sense, but in terms of the audience’s enjoyment, surprise or appreciation of what you’re doing, it doesn’t work.”

Enter “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,” this year’s winner of the worst prequel, remake, rip-off or sequel award.

“A fourth installment of a beloved franchise, but this one found itself loved by almost no one,” hosts Katsy Chappell and Josh Thoemke said.

The approximately 740 voting members of the Raspberry Foundation also found Pierce Brosnan’s singing voice sorely lacking. His role in “Mama Mia” earned him the worst supporting actor award.

“An actor who could not sing, should not sing and arguably did not sing, in a role he should not have accepted,” Razzie hosts Chip Dornell and Kelie McIver said about the former James Bond.

But perhaps the biggest “winner” of the night was Uwe Boll. Recipient of the worst director award, the foundation also recognized his lifetime work with the worst career achievement award. Boll is the “worst living director on Earth,” Wilson told CNN.

Boll had a sense of humor about his Razzie success. He sent in a video rejection speech from a fake set of Darfur, Sudan, saying the Razzies had ruined his life and he would never be back.

The Razzie team is already predicting next year’s nominees. A few to watch out for: “Hannah Montana,” “Friday the 13th” and “Bride Wars,” — the last of which has already grossed more than $50 million.

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February 23, 2009 Posted by | Mike Myers, Paris Hilton, _CINEMA | Leave a comment

No Money no Hilton Ho Honey


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February 4, 2009 Posted by | Paris Hilton, _BABE, _CARTOON | Leave a comment

What a pair !

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January 6, 2009 Posted by | Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton, _CARTOON | Leave a comment

Paris Hilton wannabe !

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January 6, 2009 Posted by | Paris Hilton, _CARTOON | Leave a comment

Morrissey – I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris

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only stone and steel accept my love

The long anticipated new outing from Mozza Years of Refusal is released 17 Feb 2009.

ImageThe good news is that this one continues the strong vein of form that ran through his last LP “Ringleader of the Tormentors” from 2006!

Some fine tracks in there from the new “Happy Mozza”!!

We’re not sure about the cover though! The sublime Smiths artwork aesthetic has long gone!!

And, no, we can’t post links because continual of legal threats from internet nazis, even though all we ever did post, when we did post, were found links. We noticed this other blog though if you want to read more about it.

Here’s a live vid for an early incarnation of the track I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris.

Yap, Mozza’s gone all adolescent and wants to bang uber-rich, uber-stoopid, uber-skank and gonzo pornstar, Paris Hilton!

As if!!

The vid comes from a San Francisco show on 27 September 2007 and Mozza must be high here cos it seems he just can’t get enough banter with the audience!

Is this a cylon clone of the aloof Prince Mozza we used to see in shows back in the eighties and nineties?! Yap!

In the absence of your touch
And in the absence of loved ones
I have decided I’m throwing my arms around all of Paris
Because only stone and steel accept my love

In the absence of your smiling face
I traveled all over the place
And I have decided I’m throwing my arms around all of Paris
Because only stone and steel accept my love
I’m throwing my arms around all of Paris
Because only stone and steel accept my love.

I’m throwing my arms around Paris
Because nobody wants my love
Nobody wants my love
Nobody needs my love
Nobody wants my love

Yes, you made yourself plain
Yes, you made yourself very plain

Mozza – I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris
San Fran
– 9/07

Mozza – I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris
Somewhere else!

January 6, 2009 Posted by | Morrissey, Paris Hilton, _MUSIC, _POETRY | 1 Comment

Paris Hilton stuffed (by record companies!)

– I’m just on my way to Church. Yeah, Church is sooooo hot!

It’s very sad news we have for you today, our fellow prisoners!

Nobel prize winner Paris Hilton is having problems with her second pop album! She can’t find a record label to release it.

– A ho is a person in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood


The acclaimed writer says “I wrote all the songs, it’s very dance, like Kylie Minogue.”

Erm …. really?

OK honey, you see the bit there where you say “I wrote all the songs” …. Well, there’s the problem!

We think this setback will result in another sex tape being leaked onto the world! Since we’re all bored of seeing her vanilla exploits, this time a burro, a few midgets, an Orangutan and some scary HR Giger type contraptions will be involved!

We can’t wait!

– Anyone seen my brain cell? Yeah, I’ve dropped it! That’s soooo not hot!

The simple minded “Simple Life” star founded Heiress Records, a sub-label of Warner Bros. Records, in 2004 and released her self-titled debut album, “Paris,” under that label in 2006.

The LP reached number six on the U.S. Billboard chart, but sold only 180,000 copies in America, of which about 170,000 were purchased by Hilton herself!

She subsequently parted ways with Warner Bros.

Hilton has finished recording a second album, but currently has no record deal in place to release the follow-up.

She says, “I’m figuring it out right now. I’m not sure which label I’m doing it with.

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December 4, 2008 Posted by | Paris Hilton, _BABE, _MUSIC | Leave a comment

Intellectually Equal Candidate for Palin at last … No. 2 .. Paris Hilton

It would be like sooooo hot to be, like, a president or like something and to have like a white house or like something would be like sooooo hot too! Daddy can you buy me like a white house or like something?

– Senator Hilton (representative of the state of idiocy)

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October 30, 2008 Posted by | Barack Obama, John McCain, Paris Hilton, Sarah Palin, _CARTOON | Leave a comment

The Barack Obama & Paris Hilton Dream Ticket!

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By the way, you look, like, totally hot in that suit.

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August 19, 2008 Posted by | Barack Obama, John McCain, Paris Hilton, _CARTOON | Leave a comment

She Shure Shucks!

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Uber-skanky skank Hilton tries to deafen everyone in the room!

August 6, 2008 Posted by | Paris Hilton, _BABE, _CARTOON | Leave a comment

Role Models!

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Role models for brainless bimbos the world over!

Nice work numbskull skanks!

August 5, 2008 Posted by | brittney Spears, Paris Hilton, _BABE | Leave a comment

Drunk talentless Hilton Hos

This is what had become of the great Hilton family heritage.

Two drunk talentless hos dressed in lingerie slapping each other on the ass in a limousine!

That’s the hardest work these filthy rich skanks have done in years!

Two questions!

1. How far did these two bimbos go with the pseudo-lesbian action?

and

2. Did they make a movie of it?

July 7, 2008 Posted by | Paris Hilton | Leave a comment

"Alice" in Wonder-La-La-Land

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Here’s a certain uber bimbo and near-professional cock smoker (I’ve seen all the vidz and she does perhaps have one talent, after all!) on a typical night out in Wonder-La-La-Land!

You sure can’t buy class!

Full gallery here: Alis Hilton

April 6, 2008 Posted by | Paris Hilton, _BABE | Leave a comment