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March 23, 2009 Posted by | Ratzinger, _CARTOON, _RELIGION | Leave a comment

Pope blames financial crisis on condom use

Pope Benedict, currently touring Africa with John Farnham for what ‘the voice’ claims will “definitely” be his last farewell tour, has stirred up controversy once more by insisting that condom usage is the primary factor behind the current global financial crisis.

“This is a true crisis of confidence”, his holiness exclaimed in 17 different languages! “If we are to avert a repeat of the great depression of the 1930s, we must stop condom usage in Africa altogether. “The real problem here is that for every condom used, a potential Catholic taxpayer is not born, and this is a great threat to the Catholic tradition of large families.”

Federal shadow minister for Catholicism, Tony Abbott, echoed the Pope’s call, claiming that if there was not an immediate stop to the usage of condoms in Africa, it could result in a dramatic increase in STI’s and unwanted pregnancy across the ccontinent. The only way to curb this disturbing trend, he told the Pope in a boozy late-night confession, was to remove condoms from the picture altogether in the hope people may then abstein from frequenting any place where they may find someone of the opposite sex.

Anarchist historians, however, have pointed out the vital flaw in the Pope’s argument, which is that the whole “Jesus thing” would not have happened had it not been for an unexpected pregnancy.

Upon hearing this, the Pope dressed himself up in a giant inflatable condom and refused to take any further questions from the media for fear of impregnating himself.

Tickets for his ‘foot in mouth’ ‘tour of Africa are still available from selected outlets.

March 21, 2009 Posted by | Nazi, Ratzinger, _CARTOON, _COMEDY, _RELIGION | Leave a comment

Pope Benny to Africa: Condoms Not the Answer in AIDS Prevention

More crackpot nonsense from crackpot Nazi Pope Benny on behalf of the crackpot global financial and power entity known as the Vatican.

Very avoidable widespread plague and death are fine, but the wearing of rubber johnnies isn’t!

Yap, that makes perfect sense! Well, in some insane nazi la-la land perhaps!

Pope Benny continued “… ya vol … achtung … ze Priests and Bishops never wear ze rubber johnnies when banging ze altar boys and almost none of ze altar boys become pregnant!”

Pope Benedict XVI has just made the most boneheaded and potentially dangerous statement imaginable.

“You can’t resolve it with the distribution of condoms,” he said to reporters in reference to the AIDS epidemic in Africa, “On the contrary, it increases the problem.”

There are roughly 22 million people in sub-Saharan Africa are that are infected with HIV, according to UNAIDS. In 2007, three-quarters of all AIDS deaths worldwide were there, as well as two-thirds of all people living with HIV. To tell these people that practicing safe sex is not only not beneficial, but actually part of the problem is irresponsible and just plain untrue.

Up until this point, Pope Benedict had not made a public statement regarding condom use. It is understandable that the Church’s official stance on sex is that abstinence is the best policy in disease prevention. However, his recent words could have dire consequences amongst Africans, particularly those who are devout Catholics.

Rebecca Hodes, director of policy, communication and research for the Treatment Action Campaign in South Africa says, “… his opposition to condoms conveys that religious dogma is more important to him than the lives of Africans.”

“You’ve not been using ze rubber johnnies, young fraulein, have you?”

This is not the first time the Vatican has made misleading and harmful comments about condom usage. The late Alfonso Cardinal Lopez Trujillo, the former head of the Vatican’s Pontifical Council for the Family, caused a stir when he said that condoms may help spread AIDS through a false sense of security, claiming they weren’t effective in blocking transmission of the virus.

I think we can all agree that religious groups are entitled to their opinions about the best way to get into heaven, the best way to lead a pure life, and the best way to maintain relationships. It is when they start interfering in areas of proven science and health issues that they cross the line.

Further, by preaching that sex is only ok after marriage, and condoms are never ok, what is to become of men or women who are married to someone infected with HIV/AIDS? Are they supposed to maintain their marital duties, because the Church says so, and infect each other and their newborns? Not to mention married couples who already have more children than they can afford. Would the Church have them continue having babies, or just stop having sex? What sense does this make?

“Hey eunuchs, hold my f*cking dress higher”

I am appalled. To expect impoverished people to avoid contraceptives under threat of religious guilt makes the Catholic Church somewhat culpable in the continued death of millions of people. It is possible to preach against the so-called sins of the flesh while still advising those that would continue to have sex to protect themselves. No one argues that behavioral modifications are necessary in the overall battle against disease and unwanted pregnancy, but condoms are a huge step in helping to keep people safe.


March 21, 2009 Posted by | Nazi, Ratzinger, _CARTOON, _RELIGION | Leave a comment

Heil Benny

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March 20, 2009 Posted by | Ratzinger, _CARTOON, _RELIGION | Leave a comment

Hi, I’m the GW Bush of Organised Religion!

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“I useta vear der hatten like zis, ven I vas a Nazi back in ze Var!


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September 30, 2008 Posted by | Ratzinger, _CARTOON | Leave a comment

Wierdo meets aborigine

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The aborigine’s thinking

“Either that guy in the dress has a wide dress
or he’s way too happy to see me!”

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September 29, 2008 Posted by | Ratzinger, _CARTOON | Leave a comment

Pope Benny apologises for rape of children in Australia

More Church insanity! Nothing ever changes!

So, creepy looking, former Nazi, Ratzy boy is on a grand trip to Oz!

Now, apparently, there could be thousands of victims of sexual abuse at the hands of Catlick priests in Oz!

Yes, that’s thousands of lives ruined by Catlick clerics! Fucking hell!

So what is the Catlick Church going to do in order to remedy the catastrophe they caused? Perhaps some of the following? … Compensations schemes for the victims? Psychological treatment for victims? De-frocking of the perpetrators? Criminal prosecution of the perpetrators? Weeding out of potential future perpetrators? Prevention schemes put in place?

Of course fucking not! That would require cash outflows from the vast Vatican coffers! That would cause damage to the Religion Industry (and it is an industry!)!

So instead, former Nazi, Ratzinger does nothing and just says “SORRY”!

Well, that’s sure to heal all the physical and psychological pain incurred by the innocents at the hands of certain Catlick clergy animals!!

There have been numerous incidents of sexual abuse like this in countless countries. The scale of the Catholic Church Sexual abuses is staggering! This abuse is most probably still going on in many places, still ruining young lives, even today!

Why has nothing concrete ever been done about this abuse? Why have serious sanctions not been brought to bear on the Church Industry? If anything remotely like this occurred in another industry, that industry would be razed to the ground and all senior officers as well as the individual perpetrators, locked up for life!!


Pope apologises for church sexual abuse in Australia

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SYDNEY, July 19 (Reuters) – Pope Benedict apologised on Saturday for sexual abuse in the Catholic Church in Australia, saying those responsible should be brought to justice.

“I am deeply sorry for the pain and suffering the victims have endured,” the pontiff said in a homily in Sydney.

“These misdeeds, which constitute so grave a betrayal of trust, deserve unequivocal condemnation,” he said. “Those responsible for these evils must be brought to justice.”

Victims of church abuse in Australia have been calling on the pope to issue a public apology during his visit to Sydney for World Youth Day, July 15-20.

Broken Rites, which represents abuse victims in Australia, has a list of 107 convictions for church abuse, but says there could be thousands of victims as only a few cases go to court.

The pope confronted the issue of sexual abuse in the Catholic Church in the United States during a visit to Washington in April, meeting victims and vowing to keep paedophiles out of the priesthood.

Sexual abuse by Catholic clergy has overshadowed the pope’s visit to Sydney, with the church reopening a 25 year-old abuse case in Australia only days before the pontiff arrived.

Benedict said sexual abuse by clergy had damaged the Catholic Church.

“I would like to pause to acknowledge the shame which we have all felt as a result of the sexual abuse of minors by some clergy and religious in this country,” he said during a mass inside Sydney’s St Mary’s Cathedral.

“I ask all of you to support and assist your bishops and to work together with them in combating this evil. Victims should recieve compassion and care…”

Victims of abuse have said the pope must not just apologise for past church abuse but implement an open and accountable system of investigating abuse claims. They say the Catholic Church in Australia continues to try and cover-up abuse. (Additional reporting by Philip Pullella in Sydney)

July 19, 2008 Posted by | OTHER_ARTICLE, Ratzinger, Religion, _OTHER | 1 Comment

Ratzinger Wind


May 30, 2008 Posted by | Ratzinger, _CARTOON, _PHOTOGRAPHY | Leave a comment

The Open Arms of the Church !

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Penitent: Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me….

Pope: Well … except for the unwed and homosexuals among you

Vince O’Farrell, Wallongong, Australia, The Illawarra Mercury, The Melbourne Express.
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May 9, 2008 Posted by | Ratzinger, Religion, _CARTOON | Leave a comment

Holiness’s Hot Holy Hat

“I was never in the Nazi Party! …

… Would a fucking Nazi wear a hat like this?”

April 18, 2008 Posted by | Ratzinger, _CARTOON | Leave a comment