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February 5, 2009 Posted by | Christian Bale, Russell Crowe, _CARTOON, _CINEMA | Leave a comment

Batty Batman Bateman goes f*cking Bale-istic !

Holy psychotic verbal ballistics, Batman!!

“I’ll kick your f**king ass! I want you off the f**king set, you prick! What the f**k are you doing?”

Too much Method Acting intensity makes you nuts! Or an arrogant psychotic moron! Or both!

We know this of old from a series of crazy actors down the years. But if any further proof were needed, then here she be!

There was talk last year of intense Method Man, Christian Bale going nuts on the set of “Terminator Salvation” which threatened to stop production on the sky-high budget blockbuster.

Unfortunately for Bale – and fortunately for us!- the incident was audiotaped!

The incident was so serious that nervous film execs sent a tape of the tirade to the movie’s Insurance Company as they were very concerned that Bale would actually bail (excuse the pun!) and leave the mammoth project stranded!

Someone has now very kindly leaked this classic tape and it’s all over the web like a plague!!

The tape’s quite amazing and hilarious!

Batty Batman Bateman goes f*cking Bale-istic, screaming at the Director of Photography, the critically acclaimed lighting photographer Shane Hurlbut, threatening to punch his lights out and demanding that he be immediately sacked, else he himself will walk off the project!

The incident happened on set apparently after Hurlbut accidentally walked onto the set during an intense Bale scene.

An associate producer on the set of Terminator Salvation has excused Bale for his on-set verbal assault on the film’s Director of Photography.

Bruce Franklin, the assistant director and associate producer on the film, says;

“If you are working in a very intense scene and someone takes you out of your groove,” Franklin tells E! “It was the most emotional scene in the movie. And for him to get stopped in the middle of it – he is very intensely involved in his character. He didn’t walk around like that all day long. It was just a moment and it passed.”

He adds that Bale was a “consummate professional” during the filming of T4 !

Obviously the Hollywood definition of “consummate professional” is inclusive of pampered stars for no reason screaming a tirade of profanity-ridden abuse at highly skilled technical/artistic experts!

We’re a tad confused at the event’s trigger as we assume that the DP would normally be on the periphery of the set to ensure that the numerous critical details of his difficult technical work are carried out properly!

Anyway, the presence on this occasion of the DP on the set makes batty Batman go ballistic! He suddenly thinks he’s Patrick Bateman in a scene out of American Psycho!

The Bateman tirade begins with “I’ll kick your f**king ass! I want you off the f**king set, you prick! What the f**k are you doing?” …. And thankfully it doesn’t relent!!

“I’m trying to do a f**king scene here and I’m going, ‘Why the f**k is Shane walking in there? What’s he doing there?’” and bullshit such as “You’re so amateur” “Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you’re doing that? … Stay off the f**king set man. For f**k sake!”

On to classic lines like; “I never had a DP behave like this. You don’t fucking understand working with actors … I’m telling you. I’m not asking – I’m telling you!”

Later again; “Do you want me to go f**king trash your lights? Want me to f**king trash em? You’re trashing my scene!”

He goes on to once again to threaten to kick his “f**king ass,” before telling the director that he’ll quit if the DOP isn’t fired! … “I’m not walking on this set if you’re still hired”

And he reiterates he’s “f**king serious” and adds “seriously man, you and me, we’re f**king done professionally” Before once again threatening “I’ll kick your f**king ass!”

Here’s the audio:


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The tape was obtained by, who reports that it’s from July of 2008.

This was a turbulent period for angry Bale who seemed to have being going off the rails. Just a few days later, ballistic Bale was arrested for assaulting his mother and sister in London! Yap, his mother and sister! Charges against The Demented Knight were soon dropped though.

Read more here; Christian Bale Arrested for Allegedly Assaulting Mother, Sister

Methinks pampered pussy batty boy Bateman needs a little anger management therapy! Or, better still, a good kicking from the Director of Photography!

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February 4, 2009 Posted by | Christian Bale, Russell Crowe, _CARTOON, _CINEMA, _COMEDY | 8 Comments