If one voice can change the world for Obama, one viagra can change the world for Mc Cain!
Catch the full Palin prank transcript after the AP article below.
By CHARMAINE NORONHA, Associated Press Writer
Sun Nov 2, 7:26 am ET
Squeal like a piiiigggggg boy!
Sarah Palin tries out for a new job after her stint as “Failed Bimbo Politician”!
This can’t be real? Can it?
We don’t know if this is incredibly hilarious or incredibly scary. Probably both!
Some whackjobs called OurCountryPAC.org ran this television ad publicly thanking Gov. Sarah Palin, around the Thanksgiving holiday.
Thanking her for what? Who the fuck knows!
Someone must have unloaded a few Mental Institutions before making this ad! There are more nuts here than in a chimpanzee’s Christmas stocking!
Instead of the syrupy music, we’re surprised they didn’t use the “Duelling Banjos” theme!
Our Country deserves better? Yeah, it deserves something infinitely better than polar bimbo redneck Palin!
She’s already got the wardrobe. All she needs now is a brain!
“Sarkozy” – I must say, Governor Palin, I loved the documentary they made on your life. You know Hustler’s Nailin Palin!
Palin – Oh, good, thank you, yes.
“Sarkozy” – That was really edgy. I really loved you.
Palin – Well, good.
We could try go hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in French, “on pourrait tuer des bebe phoques, aussi” ( we can kill some baby seals too) …… I just love killing those animals … mmm mmm! Take away life, that is so fun. I’d really love to come – so long as we don’t bring Vice President Cheney !
We have a lot in common also except from my house I can see Belgium …
You know my wife is a popular singer and a former hot top model and she’s so hot in bed. She’s even written a song for you. In French it’s called “Du rouge a levres sur une Cochonne” (i.e. “Lipstick on a Pig”)
The French Canadian humourist duo, Marc-Antoine Audette and Sebastien Trudel, who hosts a radio show on Montreal station CKOI are well known for prank calling celebrities.
Some of their biggest victims have been Bill Gates, Mick Jagger and former French president Jacques Chirac.
But this time they nabbed the biggest dumbest moose of all, uber-bimbo Polar Palin!!
Palin’s so fucking stupid she can’t see through the ridiculously OTT Inspector Clouseau accent and cannot understand any of the prankster’s obvious and many piss-takes!
Priceless and perfectly timed!
That phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That’s not your husband, right?
However, there is a scary aspect arising from the fun! Yap, Palin tells the pranksters she thinks she will be President in 8 years!!
President Palin? Fucking hell! What an horrific thought!
Maybe that crazy Book of Revelation was right after all!
Especially the prescient passage; “behold a door opened in the sky, and there came a demonic woman of empty skull who travelled in a huge hovering bird, and did shoot the holy moose a hundred times in the head with a stick of fire, while shrieking “you betcha”, “you betcha”, “you betcha” ….. “
Watch (well, listen to) the full version of Palin punking below!!
TORONTO – Sarah Palin unwittingly took a prank call Saturday from a Canadian comedian posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy and telling her she would make a good president someday.
“Maybe in eight years,” replies a laughing Palin.
The Republican vice presidential nominee discusses politics, the perils of hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney, and Sarkozy’s “beautiful wife,” in a recording of the six-minute call released Saturday and set to air Monday on a Quebec radio station.
Palin campaign spokeswoman Tracey Schmitt confirmed she had received the prank call.
“Governor Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy and other celebrities, in being targeted by these pranksters. C’est la vie,” she said.
The call was made by a well-known Montreal comedy duo Marc-Antoine Audette and Sebastien Trudel. Known as the Masked Avengers, the two are notorious for prank calls to celebrities and heads of state.
Audette, posing as Sarkozy, speaks in an exaggerated French accent and drops ample hints that the conversation is a joke. But Palin seemingly does not pick up on them.
He tells Palin one of his favorite pastimes is hunting, also a passion of the 44-year-old Alaska governor.
“I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun,” the fake Sarkozy says.
He proposes they go hunting together by helicopter, something he says he has never done.
“Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we’re getting work done,” Palin counters. “We can kill two birds with one stone that way.”
The comedian jokes that they shouldn’t bring Cheney along on the hunt, referring to the 2006 incident in which the vice-president shot and injured a friend while hunting quail.
“I’ll be a careful shot,” responds Palin.
Playing off the governor’s much-mocked comment in an early television interview that she had insights into foreign policy because “you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska,” the caller tells her: “You know we have a lot in common also, because … from my house I can see Belgium.”
She replies: “Well, see, we’re right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.”
When Audette refers to Canadian singer Steph Carse as Canada’s prime minister, Palin replies: “Well, he’s doing fine and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.” Canada’s prime minister is Stephen Harper.
Palin praises Sarkozy throughout the call and also mentions his wife Carla Bruni, a model-turned-songwriter.
“You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife,” Palin says. “Oh my goodness, you’ve added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours.”
The Sarkozy impersonator tells Palin his wife is “so hot in bed” and then informs her that Bruni has written a song for her about Joe the Plumber entitled “Du rouge a levres sur une cochonne” — which translates as “Lipstick on a Pig.”
Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama derided his Republican challenger John McCain‘s call for change in Washington as “lipstick on a pig,” days after Palin made a lipstick joke at the Republican convention. The McCain-Palin campaign then released an ad implying Obama was calling Palin a pig with that remark.
The caller asks Palin if Joe the Plumber is her husband and adds: “We have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It’s called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.”
He also tells the Alaska governor that he loved the “documentary” made about her and referred to a pornographic film with a Palin look-alike made by Hustler founder Larry Flynt.
She answers tentatively, “Ohh, good, thank you, yes.”
The callers then reveal the prank and identify themselves and their radio station.
“Ohhh, have we been pranked?” Palin asks before handing the phone to an aide who ends the call.
Obama’s campaign spokesman Robert Gibbs, commenting on the prank, said: “I’m glad we check out our calls before we hand the phone to Barack Obama.”
The full Palin prank transcript !
The Masked Avengers, notorious for prank calls to celebrities and heads of state, notched its latest victory Saturday when it released a recording of a six-minute call with Palin, who thought she was talking with Nicolas Sarkozy.
Below is a transcript of a prank phone call between Quebec comedy duo “The Masked Avengers” and Alaska governor and Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin, released Saturday.
Sarah Palin: This is Sarah.
Masked Avengers: Ah, yeah, Gov. Palin.
Avengers: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.
P: Oh, it’s not him yet, they’re saying. I always do that.
A: Yes, hello, Gov. Palin.
P: Hello, this is Sarah, how are you?
A: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
P: Oh, it’s so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.
A: Oh, it’s a pleasure.
P: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you and thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.
A: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American adviser Johnny Hallyday, you know?
P: Yes, good.
A: Excellent. Are you confident?
P: Very confident and we’re thankful that polls are showing that the race is tightening and…
A: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now, my dear?
P: I feel so good. I feel like we’re in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon you get your second wind and you plow to the finish.
A: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real and you seem to be someone who’s real, as well.
P: Yes, yeah. Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunity.
A: You know I see you as a president one day, too.
P: Maybe in eight years.
A: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favourite activities is to hunt, too.
P: Oh, very good. We should go hunting together.
A: Exactly, we could try go hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bebe phoques, aussi.
P: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we’re getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.
A: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun. I’d really love to go, so long as we don’t bring along Vice-President Cheney.
P: No, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.
A: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you.
P: Well, see, we’re right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.
A: Some people said in the last days and I thought that was mean that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations and you know that’s completely false. That’s the thing that I said to my great friend, the prime minister of Canada Stef Carse.
P: Well, he’s doing fine, too, and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.
A: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois, have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
P: I haven’t seen him at one of the rallies but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials. I know as governor we have a great co-operative effort there as we work on all of our resource-development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife. Oh my goodness, you’ve added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours.
A: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you, even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.
P: Well, give her a big hug for me.
A: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
P: Oh my goodness, I didn’t know that.
A: Yes, in French it’s called de rouge a levre sur un cochon, or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber… it’s his life, Joe the Plumber.
P: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism.
A: I just want to be sure. That phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That’s not your husband, right?
P: That’s not my husband but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.
A: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It’s called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.
P: Right, that’s what it’s all about, the middle class and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.
A: I see a bit about NBC, even Fox News wasn’t an ally as much as usual.
P: Yeah, that’s what we’re up against.
A: Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know Hustler‘s Nailin’ Paylin?
P: Ohh, good, thank you, yes.
A: That was really edgy.
P: Well, good.
A: I really loved you and I must say something also, governor, you’ve been pranked by the Masked Avengers. We are two comedians from Montreal.
P: Ohhh, have we been pranked? And what radio station is this?
A: CKOI in Montreal.
P: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters.
by Jerry Holbert, Boston, MA, The Boston Herald